Object lesson to all Royals and Pocket Rock Stars...
CONFISCATE the ELECTRONICS!!!!!!!!!!!!! (duh.)
I reckon the Four Horsemen of the Ap-C*ock-alypse (Randy, Cheeky, Rich and Horny) know no STATION!! Iniiiiiiit, CHUCK!?
Well the Crown Prince William is all properly married off and ready to produce another heir! SOMEBODY has to be the "Party Prince"!!!
Showing your little, scrawny, POLO calves! No footballer here, Matey! What are you LIKE!?!?!??!? Bless!